IMAGINE

World Go Skate Day 09.

2009-06-21T08:15:00.001-07:00

Half 4 in the morning and Pykett is not very pleased.
I woke up to an array of alarms going off. A mix of the most annoying in the world and new one from Dan's new swnaky dickhead phone. "Yeah but its got proper internet"

So its World Go Skate day and unlike last year we are heavily unorganized.
James, Bailey, Sam and Jim went out last night so we didn't expect to see them until later on but by the end f it we had to go home before we could meet due to it being Fathers day and all.
Summers was just bummed because he couldn't come out until they did because he was giving them a lift bless him.
We'll be skating in the week sometime anyway so another blog maybe?

Kicking the day off with a bit of a nipple sesh.

Pat came along because we had a spare space in the car and hes just a nice guy in all andis picking up on his skating that he lost due to taking a 3 year break.

Trizzle mah nizzle.

Yahhh shexy rasberry headband you have there. Noseslides like a beast.

P-man with the nollie 360 popshuv.

You could probably fit a thressome anal sex scene under that.

There will be an edit yes.

I busted my camera lunge just for the occasion. The edits has to be amazing now.

The 90's look back never went out of style in Dan's eyes.

See he still has it. Backside 180.

Piccilo Jones and DMCT. New mixtape out soon.

Thug rats yo!

Morris Vermaport is a world renowned thing.

Knifed an emo then ollied him yeah. Rep dat rep dat. R.I.P sharleen you mah baby momma.

You in heaven now, fly like an angel. BUPPP!

Fiddy fiddy mate.

Sunken diver.

Eh mario I like'ada get in all'a yah photos eh?

Ohhh its like a heat wave (heat wave)

Yahhhh im back for dah shexy ladies yahh.

Nose bonkinshel while a nice boy holds the trolley for us.

Dan: Look I'll stand here and try and jump off this one footed.
Pat: You have to do it this big or its shit, you get me?

Seriously not interested in my kickflip.

Ah the thing the call the life saver.

Over all a sweet day seeing as we got there at 6 30.
Gutted that we didnt get to skate with the rest of the team but you've only got one dad.

Rice and Peace
x

DID SOMEBODY SAY IMAGINE ARE BACK ON THE BLOG SHIT?

2009-05-11T13:55:00.001-07:00

Cross this and you get swine flu yeah!

So were back to biz again.
Its been i think about two months, it feels good to be back though and a little birdie
tells me we will be getting out something called a video camera out soon. Oooooo!

So this is Sunday and we wanted to get to Burton and skate street all in one day and
get to work for 5 and i had my boss out too, how sick is it that my boss skates.

So it was Me, Pat, Pykett and Will.

We tried to get the rest of the ISK out but complications and phones being in bags cased bad communication so they didn't come, BUMMER! but there will be another blog next weekend
with about everyone on.

So Pykett and I got up uber early to go skate a pole jam. I must say for Pykett's deffence he didn't skate it due to a supposed broken toe.

Wax time.

Chocolate wax breaks the fuck up.

Bonking this was more like a nose manual and really hard to ollie, i think i tail tapped it really hard when i did so it kind of made it more rad.
And this below is the sequence i got on the pole jam.

Gone pissing.

A bit of masking tape and hte rest of the cellotape roll make a sweet bandage.

Pykett's life at the moment. But his shit is purple and heavily liquidated I imagine. I'm no poo inspector.

We went to Burton after getting lost because i dont know the way from town. I'm gnna stick to my village villains route, REP!
I was super hot.

Will learnt nose picks.

He is turning down a globe sponsorship.

BMX mount got Smed pissed, oh by the way yeah Smed turned up and so did Phil who is now on globe, well done Phil!

This is my boss Pat. He is the man, like serious a ledge.

We didnt blog that much really but were rusty so give us some time and it will be back to usual.

The only bummer about the day was that i scatched my mums car and another while getting out of a parking space in town which I must say was soooooo tight.

Rice and Pea
Love Imagine!
x

BROcelona

2009-02-22T02:46:00.001-08:00

Right so this is how it goes.
3 guys from the ISK (Pykett, Dan and Me) booked a holiday to Barcelona for 5 days in half term to skate and relate.
Dan as usual didnt do things when should of and the price of our flights had gone up so he had t cathch a different flight and get there a few hours earlier but he said it was an experience so fair doos. It was preperation for the global infection.

Pykett stayed at mine the night before the flight day and here we are in the back of th ride with partly scrunchface and happy to be going away.

We got to the air port and my mum n dad checked us all in 'n' shit.

Customs! Pykett wasshitting himself cus of the tapes and he had brought along his ZV100 from the intro of IS THIS IT?

Speedy Baldy. Speedy boarding is for loosers, everyone gets a seat in the end. I'll slow the mother fuker down with a slap to his shiny cranium.

We got the bus to the plain cus EMA is dead small so theres no cool walk-down-pod thing to the plane.

EZY Bled.

Doing some sweet yawning on the plane, getting rid of ear poppage.

This looks like he's crying but it was him telling my to do some "mega zomage on the earth"

Here is some "Mega zoomage to the earth"

BROcelona, yeeeyyyy!

The ghost population to real humans is about 1 to every 5 people so it was pretty spooky, my mum can take them out any way cus she knows the demon headmaster.

The first thing we did was go for a pint at an irish pub where a pure babe from near manchester worked.
Dudes with the same hair, there litterally the same guy bar one being massivly inept.

Fringe one: Face=Mong Fringe two: Face="yo check me out baby"

Wewent out looking for some hot cocolate but when we asked he gave us nesquik, i asnt complaining but i didnt half make me sleepy.

YOU CAN SMOKE INSIDE!!!

The first full day (Tuesday) Brushing and rushing to getsome good skating in cus we tried to wake up early but the nesquik took a major effect and we woke at 9.

Obama came with to the Macba.

FriendCHIPS.

This was reading dude who knows Bambi and has been living out there for about 3 and a hlf years now, he skates in the day and teaches english in the evenings, how rad is that?

"ooo holga do you chee dat yoong man jeerr doing shum short of fakie tree-trixty-trip"

This was reading dudes mate who was spanish and was the prud owner of a mean backside flip.

swanky stance baby.

Nerd stance.

Epic shot 4 million.

After Macba we went for a nice brew and some patatas.

Obama sneakin creepin up in on my patatas.

WE had to tell Pykett to smile on the trip haha.

Esta cerveza es súper fuerte
I originally put in to the translater "this beer is mighty strong" and put it back through to see what theenglish translation was and it gave me "This beer is a super fortress" haha you cant beat the spanish.

sí concuerdo realmente al compañero
this in english came back "yes I reconcile really the partner" im not quite sure on that one but its cool i still like the spanish.

It was so nice to have the option of being able to wath the footage back.

This was ou apartment, it was called the sun terrace, thats abit of ronseal for you.

Loads of shit.

Shit ou dont get in the UK.

This ones for the babes.

We asked my dad to get us some cereal and we woke up to some drugs.

Dan blogged in the day so i dont have his photos but this is when we went out at night on the wednesday.
The zombie approaches.

Jimmy newtron what you sayin?

All i need now is my wayfs and a sweet black comb.

This looks like my arm but its not it dan's, bet you didnt know that but its dan's you know.....dan's.

Another beer down the hatch. the beer is so dry there dan is actually crying here but there are just no tears to be shown.

Tom supposidly has the best polaroid pocket but mine was beter he just couldnt admit it.

polaroid time. chuck chuuuurrrr

I got hep-c dan got hep-b and pkett got bep-a which used to be hep-a but bep-a is better.

This place was amazing and has wickd food. there was a slide show on the wall of peoples photos of them selves in mirrors, abit like myspace but there was alot of boobs and minge on it haha.

Food in my belly and im allllll right.

A whole lot of bull shit from the menu.

This was the last day skating (Thursday)
Dan's sweet kickflip out of the blue box.

Checking the footy again.

Games of skate there were amazing cus the floor was epicly smooth.

Push photo.

I was talking shit to pykett and blocked the camera when he tried a trick for a photo. I was rolling up to do an ollie for a photo but then he came in and schooled my ass.

Finally got the photo though.

As you can see i suck at walrides.

Powerslides.

Tom was a victim of the world spead disease chips for dinner.

Filming a lineis so hard on your body but the footage looks sweet.

Over exposed skate pirate.

Reading dude fell over bless, primo sucks.

Front board in my line.

This was the tairs to our apartment, it hurt walking up it after a skate but it reminded us of the scene in 28 days later.

Dan loves Diana.

"uurrrrgghhhh look at my gypo teef"

We went back to the pub where the fit barmaid worked but it was shut :(

Best shop ever.

Dan's got his dossage of bills pills.

We went to cataunya square and there was shit loads of pidgeons and shit loads of photos of them on my camera cus pykett went abit crazy as usual.

The scrunch face mafia is in barcelona.

I dont know what the fuck this has to do with anything but..

I know this is the scrunch face egg mafia haha.

The nob didnt even pick out isk.

Customs is gonna love us.

THE SPOT that dan got para over but really isnt that big.

Wehn we were there last a guy with a guitar who got a fag off dan shouted and laughed in my face.

We were staying in the ghetto.

These were the dudes from milton keynes we met, they were sound. But when we skated there we got eggs thrown at us so i dont know how they faired.

We got the best noodles ever at the spermercat, cow flavor.

Dan getting some hangtime jackie style.

Dan took load sof palariods which are all wicked, if you zoom in to the second row down in the middle you can see the fit barmaid.

And here we are back at the apartment watching all the footy. We had to go to bed really early cus me and pykett had to walk dan to the bus station at 5 30 in the morning so he could get to the airport on time for his flight.

Over all the trip was flippin amazing so thatnks mum and dad and hi to all the people we met over in barcelona

RICE AND PEACE
x

FUCK NEW YORK FOR A BATTERED MARS BAR!

2009-02-05T08:45:00.000-08:00

I dont know why everything is underlined but i guess that just adds the the whole importance and clear epicness of our trip.
So to start off with...do you think there will ever be another trip like this one???

Ok, so lets begin anyway....I finished work monday night and skidded all the way to toms house in the blinding snow where it appears he has a lakai patch in his garden

This was the scene before we left for tesco. it took us four hours and a toilet break to get there.

At tesco Tom decided to get out the blank and see if snowboarding on a deck really worked and after spending our whole youth trying to do it, it finally did.

after we packed up on suplies of bread, sliced cheese, pork pies, ham with tesco kick and a big bottle of water we headed to the petrol station, checked where we were going, looked at the mess in the back of the car and then filled her up with sweet sweet recession petrol.

oh and then theres this little baby that we couldnt survive without! well we could but we're just lazy!

see you soon beautiful tesco

PORK! PUT IT IN A PIE! A PIIIIEEEE A PIIIEEEE! NOW SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THIS SACRED PASTRY AND PORK. SACRED PASTRY AND PORK.

FULL TANK! woop. my car was so happy and grateful for that gift of pure love that we had given that we had no troubles with it there or back :)

We drove for a while listenin to megatuuunez and then StupidNav took us through this "private industrial estate" which we couldnt get through because of this don mega barrier and padlock.

it was on a slope that made no noise at all....think about it

Then the stupidest cock of a security guard turned up...
"what are you doing"
"we're trying to get to cornwall, but my sat nav took us this way and we cant get through so how do we get out of here"
"this is solihull."
"...yes"
"well you cant come this way theres a barrier. this is a private industrial estate"
"yeah we know can you just show us the way out please and i'll sort it on my sat nav"
"you dont want to be using those they dont work. you should have stopped at the security office"
"we diddnt even realise, i was just following my satnav to get to cornwall and it took us this way instead"
"this is birmingham though"
"yeah.. we know. we need to get out of here to get to cornwall."
"if you follow me i can take you to the exit"
what and effort.
if he ever reads this (which im sure he wont cause he probably cant read) YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST MOST ANNOYING TWAT I HAVE EVER MET. i hope you crash your stupid little security car into your own twat face.

anyway we got bored and my arse needed to un-numb so just like lost style time-travel we flashed our way into the service station at somewhere with a weird name. clearly we have never time-travelled this extensively before so we freaked out.

we arrived safe though and everything was wet wet wet. we went inside for a wash, piss and generall "lets get untired" meeting.

We should have known that there was a reason for this compound to be empty. Me and Tom cant go anywhere without the undead spawning all over us.
This one was up on us quick but i was fast enough to get a snap of it and Tom whipped out the sawn-offs and got it with a headshot before it managed to sink its teeth into us.

ZOMBIE SLAYERS FO' LYYYYYFE.

We secured the compound after a brief skirmish and rescued the survivors. Tom was sad because there was no more slaughter.

When they make the film out of this event this is what it will be called...

We checked inside the compound to make sure there were no infected in there. luckily the few survivors had barricaded themselves pretty well and nothing was a miss. we stopped for a toilet break.

Inside, the survivors were so greatful for their rescue that they gave us free tea and let us rest for a brief while.
Enough supplies!

I had to re-adjust after getting a bit scruffy fighting Zack.

cause you gotta look good when you're covered in blood!

It felt creepy that it was so empty but at least there was less chance of infection this way.

Tom invented zombie radar out of a costa cup and wooden stick that unfortunatley we couldnt test cause their finally-dead brains were scattered all over the floor. and windows and tables and chairs and toilets and cars and kerbs...the list goes on.

but still, no time to relax. i was on the look out...

...whilst tom contemplated our next move

we cleaned up the place. it was only fair, and tidied it into this space-pelican.

we decided to push on rather than wait to be evacced with the rest of the service station survivors as our skills and services may be needed elsewhere.

A few hours of seeing nothing we decided to park up, rest and re-supply.
thats me under the pile of coats getting shut eye.

This was the time we set off again. it was only about half an hour after we had stopped

from fighting lots of undead we both had MUCKY FACES!

and a bloody mucky windscreen. i kept having to wipe it until we could fill up my squirties.

not far till we reach cornwall!

my tyres were white hot with the sheer amount of speed i had been using. i had driven pretty fast aswell.

i finally had enough light from a petrol station to do essential checks on the deathmash 5000 aka roverwaggon.

if it wasnt snowing we would have killed this sweet looking spot too!

we finally reached Bude in cornwall but it was looking like a typical scene from that playstation horror franchise.

We decided to wait till light and so chillaxed in the car at morrisons till it opened but the weather was looking bleak.

Again, hygene was the name of the game so we brushed our tizeeth.

After a nice bacon cob at big M's we carried on towards newquay on the nuff-icey roads. the spirit of a famous raleigh driver encapsulated me and we were off.
"SHARP TURN RIGHT, 40MPH"

However, Mr Blue Sky popped up and we had an epic moment listening to "the funeral" by band of horses.

This road, just like the rest of our lives, lay ahead of us and it was ours for the taking, ready to do what we wanted with it. but all we could think to do was drive so wasted chance really.

we stopped for a bit of a breather and to take in the lovely landscapes and ting.

and to also make our mark, obviously

after taking this picture i was bored

so i went to the car in three stages.

It always seems that no-one but me has confidence in my driving ability. clearly i am just too rad for them to appreciate it and theyre pussies for getting scared. i had it under mega control. FAST AND THE FURIOUS TRURO SNOW DRIFT!

More scenery.

Then came the best 15 minuites of our lives. We came across the most untouched hill of all time. White against a bright and sunny blue sky!
we had to leave our mark as big as we could and then do some rad snowboarding on it with a blank deck. just like in tesco carpark which seemed days ago.

However, there are no photos of this cause we were having too much fun. That much fun infact that i fell over and diddnt notice some mad ass broken glass in the snow which cut open my forearm and left shit loads of glass in it. Again there are no photos of this because now i was in blind panic at the glass shards in my arm.

There was only enough time to rep UK whilst i tried to sort car shit out.

We drove mad style to the nearest walk in center thing which was luckily in the direction we were headed (thank god SATNAV!)

more drifting ensued!

some half-racist buildermans. either that or they got their jackets made on msn.

even injured i managed to photograph.

i got there and the man set to work straight away on cleaning my wound

he diddnt bother with this one as it wasnt so bad and ting

this was his handywork. "keep this on for an hour and then wash it with warm water when you get chance"

We headed towards newquay and drove around for a while but couldnt find anywhere to stay although this hill looked sick to bomb. so we did. in the car...

Bored of newquay we used the speed from the hill bomb to carry us down to falmouth which was a much nicer place to be.
there were lots of boats and stuff.

and this was a nice house

We eventually found a fudgepackers hostel to stay in.. oh, no i mean backpackers hostel with a nice old lady and a dog. we had showers and set up to go out. hence me doing my hair in room number 2.

i then did a bit of drawing whilst we chilled out for a sec.

i diddnt bother taking my camera out with us as i know i'd lose it somewhere but you can trust us when we say that falmouth is like hucknall but nicer looking and less bagheads.when i say less bagheads i mean NO bagheads. but there was a seven stars pub and a wetherspoons and also a masons arms, all in the same square. we had a good night, finishing it off with some REALLY REALLY nice chips and a battered mars bar from a guy that looked like he could be the fat older brother of Brandon Biebel.
(p.s BATTERED MARS BARS ARE FUCKINNNNNGGGG AMMAZINGGGLY TASTY!!!!! TRY ONE IF YOU GET CHANCE!!!)
but we got back and we got into our nice comfy beds only to sleep for about a couple of hours before toms stupid alarm went off and we had to get up to check out of the place before we got charged for another day!

in the morning we did our best to get ourselves awake

we'd only been there one night aswell and even then we'd made a shocking mess!

but whilst we tidied up we did find a treasure map. but it just turned out to be a map of falmouth...

we went downstairs and had our brekkie

nice place!

then the ladys dog joined us for brekkie too and we had conversations about the weather and what we would be douing that day!

and do you know what we did?
we went to TESCO! woooop. it was only an express mind but it will do.

we then drove around to try and find free parking which we did in the end near this nice view.

it was then that i wished i lived in the house on the right.

we also drove past this on the way there too "Pikes hill" it was a good hill to bomb but had a blind runoff so it was the luck of the draw at the end as to if you got shanked by a car or not.

tom took this. i have no idea why. probably cause it has reference to naughty parts of the male anatomy.

also, the nice lady at the hostel gave us this umbrella to have. it was wicked. i felt like a proper gent and it even pops up by itself! shame i have no idea how an umbrella works clearly.

after failed attempts at trying to find a goo skate shop (although there was one that sold lakai and girl stuff it was let down by the fact it sold really really shit makes and had a lot more girls clothes than guys.)
we ventured to Mount Hawke skatepark which was down this one long road in the middle of nowhere through about fifty potholes that were nine million foot wide and the same deep but we eventually got there and managed to get a wee skatey in.

you cant really see the park here cause it was more round the corner but trust me it was actually REALLY good.

BUT our funw as cut short as about halfway through our warm up someone came and said that the road out was filling up with water and that if we wanted to leave that we should go now as it would only get worse. i went to inspect this road and after looking at it realised my car would NOT go through it without taking on 1000000000000000000000000 litres of water into my engine and basiclaly breaking leaving us stranded in cornwall indefinatly. at first they offered to let us stay overnight in the skatepark and then retracted that idea on the basis that they diddnt know when they would be back themselves so basically left us to it with some pairs of wellies that we fucked about with for a bit!

We finally formulated a plan and tom went to check out the depth. it only got deeper though!

and deeper!

Our plan??? it was amazing and one that took strength and courage. we taped up all air intake valves and made sure nothing travelled up the exhaust by sticking a plastic bag round it, we then got EVERYTHING IN THE CAR that was on the floor and made sure that it was as high up as possible. i opened my window, closed the door and took off the handbrake. then, we donned the wellies and PUSHED LIKE FUCK! it was the most intense thing in the world but we did it. we got balls deep wet with water and some had even managed to make its way into the car so we had a small puddle on the floor but that was no big deal. WE HAD MADE IT! and what was better was that the car had never sounded so good! it had worked. we are truly rad.

As well as being rad we were also wet. i took off my trousers which was an even harder task to do than the one we had just done.

the puddle. defeated.

i drove the rest of the way home in my boxers as it was actually quite comfortable.

tom got changed into joggers and lakais. a perfect combination

leg shots

tom lost my lens cap. i wasnt best pleased.
"whoops"

we then stopped at a service station, not through tiredness but through boredom. we got some red bulls and played a bit of big bucks hunting challenge and got recessioned by the grabber machines.
"oh dear!"

we eventually made it home but the adventure diddnt stop there., after seeing only rain and no snow on the drive back we were amazed that there was still snow and ice on toms street so we invested in a bit of skidding.

we got in about half 11 and basically did the regular things. uploaded pics, captured video and played skate2. we then went to sleep only to wake up to the same amount of snow that we left with. not letting up on the chance for more snow fun we set about making the best snowman ever.

ALL HAIL IRONSNOW!!!!

he's a bad motherfucker that will put you back in line if you try to melt on his business.

he needs a gun cause he's made out of snow.

and he's fucking huge. he's only kneeling down at the minuite.

if you were to get the 'lectric heaters out he'd stand up and freeze you to the spot. or shoot you. either one.

plus he's got eyes to see you with. he dont go snow-blind.

anyway there'l be some kind of video to come, i think tommy p's on it as we speak. its been a fuckin wicked week! better than i would have had for 500 of my own smackaroos. and i mean that seriously not just because i didnt get to go to NY. sorry guys but you really did miss out this time!
peace anyway hope you enjoyed!!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

"Bet your mum still makes you wear a helmet" said the thomas to his friends

2009-01-17T15:21:00.000-08:00

No Mercy.. Curing the infection one bullet at a time!
Upon the date of one seven which was a blessed Saturday!
Thomas Daniel and Joshua started there Tripping adventure with some XBOXL4D
Split screen aint got shit on me.. but you gotta crack that witch in the face son!
Brekkky is sweet if your a student.. is a pizza town las vagas special
BBQ beef, pork, bacon, onions and mushrooms toped with cheese and sauce!

Naugthy satan child won't bugger off! hes got the mouth of sailor and body of a bumhole..
Fuck Fashions.. handy downs from your 8 year old borther is where it is at!
Obi wana big chin! Laying down some jedi cheese of the shotgun stealing rasssskclart!
20p a hour...
£4.80 a Day...
£1752 a year..
Thats alot of money to place 2 ton of steel in a 6 x 12 spot!

Old Pc RPG.. Cardboard police force is on route.. no bloody wonder crime and anti social activitys are at there peak..
NOT ONE REAL BOBBY ON THE BEAT
SWOOP DA WHOOP!!
IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZZZZZZZZZER
The most epic petrol pumping shot EVER..
it was so amazing pumpingzine!
the weekly fueling magizine instantly employed josh as there number one nobber!
On route! Destination daetswen!
Recent X-men mutent Snaggletooth!
OLD SING ALONG!
X gon give it to ya
Fuck wait for you to get it on your own
X gon deliver to ya

Knock Knock, open up the door, it's real
Wit the non-stop, pop pop
and stainless steel
Damn right and I'll do it again
Cuz I am right so I gots to win
Break bread wit the enemy

Everyone join in.. your balls have to drop to join our manly voice krew..
To sum it up..
JUST SCREAM ONE LYRIC OF EVER LINE FROM A SONG AND YOU CAN BE COOL!
Magic happens i blinked!
I was nigth and session had happened..
Newstead was dry and i according filmed it all!
Turn my head and this cracker of front five-o slashed over my retina
Iron Palm Grumpy face deflections system!
Turneroid! Rocket shoed me in my stomach!
Winded!
Tom - "Bet your mum makes you wear a helmet"
Josh - "i likks to blow bubblez in me milkk"
The World glithed again.. this board got stuck and we coud move it.. didnt have it saved and we couldnt finish the challenge.
Have to load the game from 3:30 again!
I LOVE KICKING YOU IT YOUR WILLY
YES IT EVERY ENJOYABLE FOR ME!
I ALSO LIKE TO KICK YOU IN YOUR FACE!
I ALSO ENJOY THIS CAUSE IM BUM!
Bet you didnt know ive got this beast!
Mods and Raynox!
Cheap as chips!
Edit to come boys and girls!
Dan was like bruce lee and chuck norris combined!
managed to round house from the mini to the manual pad my face also made contact!
Although it wouldnt effect me cause my power lever is above!
10,000!!!!!!!
Dan again mid spin from that round house!
Joshs power level only reachs about 6 tho!!!
Nigth session!
Shady walls and camera passes... had to figth and gale up there!
All worth it though!
Josh pumping a massive ollie over this bank to mini set we found!
Mc Grimeatron - Spitting lyrical bombs!
Mixtape out 2009!
Told you josh was a mutent shape shifting and shit!
plus some more life lessons where learnt!
Dont level Highbeam on your youll have to learn to jump the car while and pedo security guard touches himself!
I have finished my amazing dolly system!
All designed by me.. fit in a skatebag!
Big rig is where it at!
TY EVANS <3
Modded not shopped the res!
So that was the eventful saterday!
Blogg mayby tomorow aswell.!
Depends is bumhole does it!
Edit soon filming on ! x

I Fucking Hate Badmans They All Fancy Their Mums

2009-01-12T14:12:00.000-08:00

Right so Saturday was meant t go really smoothly but we didn't really prepare for it. Sam wasnt awake for years so some of the ISK couldn't get out yet but at Tom's house we woke up about 8 and talked about how fucking rad our dreams were (sounds abit gay but they were about killing so its cool) and played skate but Tom and Dan took it tactile and chanllenged the boundaries of how you can play skate.

Its fucking hard doing this but imagine if ou were playing left 4 dead, Bill and his pills would be the main agenda with a pre pubescent girl with big ass claws on your ass.

Then we went down stairs cus we got bored of trying to sort everything out and had beer and croisants minus the beer cus we hadnt been drinking the night before so it wasnt fitting.

Excessive amounts of butter means more bitches.

Plus the holy grail that is banana milk that will be later used as a christning substitute.

The morning ritual of fighting in the Pykett household.

Then i got christened by reverend Pykett and watched over by my god parent Uncle nobhead Turner. Then we fouhgt some more.

I felt his balls crush on my shin.

It was ok cus hes backas new now and shouting shit as usual.

Then Dan spotted the infeted from the last blog and we crashed into them but ended up in a ditch but Tim flew over and fixed it while in the air.

Picking upJimmy and Bass.

Everybody love Jim.

But newstead has a few Pedos on the loose. Windowshopping is really what its down to in the Pedo world.

System of a down + 5, 18-20 year olds who used to listen to them when they were in secondary school = mega headbang and sing-a-long.

Papa can you heaarrr me?

We went to carlton and skated but dan jim and bass got cold so we shot a few photos while they were getting food and shit.

And we met will down there, front feebs fool

Tried out the flash i was borrowing off my old photography teacher im gonna buy.

Copper dont know i got a photo of one of the badmans, SHAT-AP.

Not really its fructis Tom.

Haha do you go to highschool and play football and wear a jockstrap?

Stretchface-infected-killertron pose.

Raise dem eyebrows. Looks like you've been hanging around with Joan Rivers.

Back smith, i really didnt shoot any other skate photos cus we started filming.

"Fucking Hell"

Then the rest of the ISK got there, Tom W, Lewis Bailey, James, Akko and Sam and Dan, Jim and our mascot Bass joined u again. We strted filming an edit... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D_UwyZapJxE...but then some badmans came onto the park and started robbing everyone but luckily the camera got away with Tommy Wilson and i had to run cus i had all my camera shit but Pykett didnt realise everyone had ran and started to run, got far but they chased him and smacked him and kicked him in the ribs and robbed his wallet and will got his ipod robbed and other people on the park their ipods and phones n shit.
Akko made the best noise ever when he got hit haha.
Polics did turn up but like 15 mins after.

Mans got a knife innit bled.....TWAT.

NEW YEARS DAY , yeah we do it even when its the day after getting smashed. This one is done by Thomas Pyykkett but i had to upload the photos for him.

2009-01-05T02:19:00.000-08:00

On the first of January 2009.. 6 months after the first fell and the infected began to rise 3 soldiers searched for a new holding ground..

Sgt Turner issued with his new shatnav 5000x and infection protection goggles!

1st class Lt. Checkley.. He was in charge of the SUV on this mission..
Alot of radio silence during the day believing minds may of been penetrated during the unappropriated celebration of the new year!

Military Issue 7-ply.. Resistant up to 700 tail scraps!.. A new resin proxy system allows the dexterity of the wood to remain vigilant which destroying the brain of the infected.!
Personal Graphic stating ENJOI as Sgt Turner is still in a state of Ecstasy over the infection!
Reporting him for medical Review

Dan's new sweet Enjoi board but he went corporate and bought it from 2seasons (words of Josh Checkley)
Petty Master Chief Pykett.. Performing the "josh is tithead" dance.. This a good warm up routine as the infected dont wait for to do some sit-ups!
Master Chief is equiped with the Matix TXv-tb31 power jacket.. Developed by the pre-war British government in a attempted to give street police more protection from street crime..
Now ideal for preventing infection!

The last sanctury.. Even this stronghold is safe anymore!
Mission Briefing and Supply rationed here!
Map Location: 3463'2325'001

The face of a man who shops at two seasons (words of Dan Turner)
Privated Checkley Demonstrating the "kango" technique..
This is there you pull the vertebra from the top of the infected spinal column.
Inturn disabling a majority of the infected motor functions..

Tip 0045: The infected at attracted to smell of non-cosmetic flesh.. Witness in the begin when street riots began infected would simple run past said "kappa slappa" and opt for the more humen "attractive" person..
Spraying yourself down with pre-infection colone is a way to prevent death.!

Pre mission RnR.. Sgt Turner performs some bass solo in the honor of the fallen soldier.. mathew mcquade!

Re-supplied and Refuel.. Pvt Checkley rushes for the SUV..
Infected where become noticeable in the area!

Skateboard.. Now brilliant weapon and speedy and quite mode of transport!
Sgt Turner shows the rookys how to still look "fly" at the end of the world!
Quote "bitch mother fucking mace windu had some mutli mother fucking lakai's"

Enroute the shatnav 5000x didnt fail us!
We arrived on time on the outskirts of the old theme park American Adventure!
Arm with there new 7-plys.. Master Chief and Sarge investigated surrounding building for infected..

Desolate bathroom.. We heard the sounds of a boomer coming from the a cubical so we made a hasty exit..
Cant alert the hoard to this location!

Chief and Sarge spotted the unused colliery.. It got great vantage points and is fenced off..

Can hold the hoard away for hour from this vital location

Awaiting for Pvt Checkley to scout for smokers..
If he became infected he would defiantly be a smoker!

We dont approve of racism as now it us vs them and us should bicker..
This is the outer wall of the park..
Surprising intact for 2 years of abandonment..

Sgt Turner scouting into the wastes!

Well mark entrance to American adventure was accessible..!
Also on our toe.. infect where spotted everywhere entering the compound!

This is 30 seconds after Pvt Checkley almost took down by a hunter..!
Luckily Chief and Sarge where on hand to double team his raggeryed ass!

Inside the compound the area is complete destroyed..
We presuming it was used as a temporary base at the beginning of the riots!

Chief approcing the entrance plaza.. there wasnt any corpse about..
Not a good sign!

Chief note though how good the set of stairs would of been to skate before the outbreak!

Screams from a distant.. 10 mayby 15 infected..
holding out in a old ticket booth..
We where a click from the SUV no time for encounters!

Infected Spotted 4 oclock!.. sprinting for cover!

Chief gives it the all clear!

Aztec Complex.. Its easily defensible

Sgt Turner demonstrates the size of the complex in ratio to tiny humen body!

Pre-Infection 3D glass.. used to fun to look at zombies in 3D.. Now all the infected in 3D!

Originally presumed this sign was pointed us to a disused stronghold or base.. but sadly just a abandoned go-kart track..
It was dusk aswell now.. the infected where becoming increasing hard to spot!
Danger level increasing rapidly!

DIY Brigde.. Built by survivors..
Very unsafe.. but it was this for a 12 foot gap..
and for the distant the infected where noticing the smell for of out flesh!

Infected on the pier!.. Pvt Checkley spotted these.. Sadly his rifle had no ammo..
Times are becoming tough..
Slowing turning back to the 1600
Remember tho a MACE is locked in position.. a Flail is on a chain!

Air Duct Tunnels..
Literal couldn't of found this sooner!
Hoard was alerted and began to approach..
This took is outside the complex!

While attempting to each the SUV.. we noticed this old colliery tower still had a power source..
This gave our chances of survival a massive increase!

Rationed Supplies!

Sligth safety back at the SUV.. Sarge and Pvt where both recommended for a promotion after this mission..
The area was set at usable and later a 25 man squad went and clear and prepped and it now our preminent base of opertations!

EVAC AND OUT!

Right this is kind of the first official blog back.

2008-12-31T02:21:00.000-08:00

Yo, so here it is!
Its been quite a long time since i last really did a proper blog but times are taking a change again and after a mega chill period that i know all the I.S.K have enjoyed I'm back on the blog train to bring you the fun that we have.
So, yeah here is a day in Southwell with me, Tom and Dan.

It Has become a regular thing that these guys fight now. I will be at Tom's with them and they'll go to the car and i'll just go for a piss before we go and i come out of his house to find them having a full on brawl, and its ever gnarlier when we get in the car but then they decide they wants to fight.

Titties real low, Fanny lips real low, Petrol price real low everything real low.

Dan's new baby, its fuckin rad because we cant get lost now but it repeats its self all the time and he cant get different voices on it so were stuck with what sounds like your school teacher that is a dick.

Transform to monochrme man.

nnnnhhnnnn my ass.

Loosers in the back sipping yak yo whasup.

Haha we were going really slow and were like no thats not a good idea so we blasted throuhg it instead.

Tom's ill skills of man on bke that must of been freezing his tits off.

Icceeyyyy.

Hes got a brain hemerage.

Tom started off with some sweet glove grabs.

Then hit us up with a thing.

Yeah dan is taking it back to the litte national days, if you dont know what they are then you dont deserve to look at that photo.

Tom stylized it and made it abit more modern but still rad.

Then we did some ollies and other tricks but that hips abit naff.

Senjoir long arm, Que, Que, Que, Que.

Dan sht some sweet noob shots for laughs.

Awwww aren't they gay.

"I will do on of these moves that yo cannot do and then it will blow our brain like KAPLOW"

Diary of the dead sho of getting your face smashed by Tom.

Then i thought it would be cool if we stood on our boards like this, no serious Dan stood there for a good few minutes and had a cup of tea.....no sugar.

Tom was pretty stoked he could do it too.
Dan wouldn't take a photo of me dooing mine.

Fisheye Fo'sho.

Smitten mitten.

Mother fuckin Mace Windu mother fucker, how youlike my light saber now bitch.

Te re-inactment of a small child lost in jessops at the age of 5 who ran of from his mum swinging his new Mace Windu mother fucker Light Sabre around hitting employees cus it made a sweet sound and then realised his mum wasnt thtere and they had to call it in over the tanoy for a lost boy whos got a Mace Windu mother fucker Light Sabre. Any takers?

Then his mum found him and he got back to biiizzzzzzznezzzzzzzzz.

Co-op was tight and had the shittest reduced section ever.

WE knicked his sandwich but wouldnt give it him back.

Then we went to Currys but there too inferior to take photos off with there massive fridges and shit so we went to McDonalds and messed arond with the flash.

Secret fries box trick.

Another Icceeeyyy situation arose.

Another sweet trick.

You know that squeeky noiseyou can make with a cut witht he lid on if you squeez it, yeah? Dan's shit at t and makes funny faces when he tries.

I didn't realise how gay these actually were so i put them in anyway.

The teeth one is cool though.

Then we re-inacted some porn of ther dead scenes.

And then madeit fun for the kids to play with haha.

So we left McDonalds and went home but on the way got some sweet long shutterspeed shot of driving

Thats just Tom on the other side of the road running as fast as a car shooting laser beams out his eyes.

Then we went back through the ford and knackerd Dan's car, well it got water in the engin but got a sweet out of focs shot haha, totally worth it.

Well i hope you enjoyed this first blog back cus i fuckin loved it so I'm thinking there are gonna be loads

Peace and Rice
xxx

LONG AWAITED I KNOW.....CHRISTMAS DAY

2008-12-31T02:08:00.000-08:00

Well this was Christmas day and me and tom just kind of got bored and wanted to go for a skate, it was sick and we only really took photos of us as we just got out the car but we had a sweet skate and it was killer freezing. WE had a good Christmas hope yours was too.

Yeah Boy i can FUCKING BLOG AGAIN :D

2008-12-03T13:11:00.001-08:00

Hello once more friends. You may think that the ISK has died or possibly just gone in to hibernation for the winter. Well with these thoughs you woud be wrong. It has now gone more the way of a proverbial "crail tap" and has branched off into different, smaller, groups of skateboard loving fiends and companies such as the Jacksdale Mafia, Zombie Death Squad and whatever Jim, Akko, Bailey, Sam and Tom are up to. These have all been formed recently but still under the one loving roof and family warmth and beauty that is the Imagine UK Skate Co.
Well this post is to let you know that we are still active but after the HUGE response to our premier etc we've had a well earned relaxaziseation and are currently working on personal projects and just basically enjoying life!
So heres a blog to say "dont worry, we havnt forgotten, we still love you." and there will be more to come in future dates.
THE BLOG IS BACK ON!
but unfortunatley its been that long that i obviously forgot how to upload and have done it in the wrong order.
so here goes in reverse!

This is Thomas Pykett, HE SAY NOOOOO PHOOOOTOS! He just wants a Turbo Man but will Arnie be able to get him one in time for Christmas? Oh sorry, im thinking of Jingle All the Way and not what actually happened tonight.

Now here i look like i'm spitting on my car. Im not, i was trying to look at my own breath cause its that damn cold!

and then i skated so fast that all the blood rushed to my fingers and i hate to stop it spurting out by putting a blue plaster on. you can see i was going fast cause my shirt is all swooshy!

Vault dweller

Vault dweller two

As you can see my blogging skills are a bit rusty due to lack of photos etc but at least im doing it. Lazy Checkley doesnt even bother anymore! my computer diddnt work properly so thats my excuse. Ask him what his excuse is for not posting in about 3billion tri-mesters. seriously, go on! you'll love his answer!
Anywho, Peace out faithfuls!
xxxxxxxxxx

BOOYYSSS

2008-10-29T02:16:00.000-07:00

Right so yesterday was a bit of a out on a wim day.
Didn't really know where we were gonna go so i picked up bailey, jamie, mikey and james and we went tesco and decided to go newstead to warm up.

Haha Jamie trying to duck a photo bless. He'll probably hit me for sayin bless to him.

James Booth has too many clothes. New hat is sick though.

Then we went to carlton but it fuckin rained, everone was enjoying it aswell

Taggin chav haha, thats his gay tag name.

Then we went back to james's house for some beers and a game of footy.

Then we got some bodaciuos header photos.

Ah yeah weigers came and brought tommy wilson too. Slap that dutch burger.

Farrel and his best mate bright yellow supras were there.

Nice picture to end it cus i went home soon after and i don't know what happened for the rest of the night but I'm sure I'll find out.

Best friends for ever haha suck my rod stick.

Runny Poo Poo

2008-10-26T14:01:00.000-07:00

Saturday yeah! and it started here. I got a lift to pykett's work cus he was doing some over time then we would go skating round mansfield. This place is proper fun to skate. I had like 20 mins to skate it before he came out.

Then we went spot searching and found this beauty. Over and fuckin gnarly.

Then i doused it with an ollie.

american apparel haha.

Then i found these sweet bars for a pole jam but pkett tits it up with a tokyo ecpress re-inactment.

Pykett busted out of his sweet back T for the boys back home. Really?

Then it pissed it a little so we got hobo on it.

Then shipped out to this spot, saw a sweet rail and skated but pykett ate shit first.

But got a sweet back board.

And he got a nice photo of my front board.

Pissed about and skated the corner banks and pykett tried to make it down the death kind but died.

After getting a lift back with pykett's dad cus it was pissing i down and went to the pub for a fuckin amazing burger and beer.

Then we went to mine to pick up the car.

Who got dah keys to mah beam beamer.

Ah shit did i run that red light?

I dont give a shit cus there wern't ay cameras.

Later on we went to station for a good skate.

Hours later, which makes it this mornin me and pykett go out skatin.

I ollie the double.

Then pykett gets shreddin his hands.

Doin thiiiiisss biiiiiitttch. Ragdoll YO!

Then we went and picked up Bubba. Haha his real name is Ethan.

Made me piss. Looks abit gay.

MANUAL.

God ive just realised all my photos are ollies. I did do other stuff...i think...yeah i did

Trizzle fizzle with no rizzle.

UUUUUUURRRRRRRR!

Then ended the day with a nice board bonk.

A few of the I.S.K went to the house but me and pykett couldnt afford it so no coverage of them toda but i heard it was fun but this week hopefully more of them.

THANKYOU!

Zombies, Wolfs and Skeg.

2008-10-15T14:29:00.000-07:00

Lets start at the last photo and then go to the start cus i forgot to upload dans ankle bless.
Niiiiiiiiice.

NAR NAR NAR NAR NAR YOU GET KILLED!

Right so this is the adventure to skeg but with a little fun inbertween foundation and driving driving and sleeping in a scary lay by.

Me and Dan finished foundation on friday and headed back to Huckerz on the tram as we texted mad texts Pykett consisting of the flava flav neck dime. We went to Dans and chilled then got shit reading and headed to Pyketts where we found him beating the shit out of superman but thats another story.
So we went out skating down train station and ollie bought cheerios and wrote this on Dans roof, how nice.

Then he did this as we left. Even better.

So we went then to the place pykett calls hell cus it robs all his money and i call a place for Pykett to start conversation about his favorite subject, The credit crunch.

Then we went tesco and i got really excited about halloween and bought fake blood, t shirts and wolf gloves. Then we ripped them to shreds and put the shittest fake blood on them.
Pykett as hard as he may be and how prepared he may be for the invasion of zombies got infected and got hungry and thought i would taste nice.

Then cus i am part scandinavian it turned me into a wolf zombie.

Wolf wank.

Then Pykett bit Dan who turned into super gnarly Zombie kid.

Grimm one foot mani.

Decapitation tre flip.

Dead Feotus kicklip.

Haha.

Dan is really good at this.

So is Pykett.

"Ah my eyes"

I am not.

Zombread

Then we drove arond with death metal on moshing in the car when we saw Bassist and scared him then took im home cus we were off to skate dakota.

And take some sweet lightphotos.

Then we headed off to skeg with stopping off and sleeping in mind but it didnt half take us a million worng turns and a police officer stopping us and doing a drunnk-o-meter on dan cus he drives wierd to get to our spot right near McDonalds where i wasnt aloud to go.

We woke up atleast 4 imes cus will rang us asking where we were cus they were already there but couldnt get that we needed sleep. And we drove and Dan got really pisse off at the no wind farm signs cus they can get goo electrcity for cheap but some people think the ruin the view but guess what FUCK YOU!

Sun rise was dope.

Wheey were back in huckanll, nah its skeggy one. where we had a mint full english and skated aldi across the road.

Ryan was a right laugh that day chatting up a 13yr old

Adam had had no sleep for 27 hours when we got to skeg but at the end he had something like 40.

Ryan Sheckler.

Dno who this dude is but he looks pretty tight if you ask me haha. Nah i was enjoying skating and the sun with my shades on cus that shit gets bright, kinda like newstead.

William was here and killing it as per usual. Tre flip first try.

Then he went and switch flipped it.

I flipped it.

Ryan meloned it.

Was part of my tailslide sequence but ust made me laugh.

Back Smizzle. I love willimiam but man hes too good. which isnt a bad thing i muct say, gets you hyped.

Massive early grad air poo by Pykett.

Dan killed the hip with a bacside grab.

and a massive ollie.

Thank you skegness for suppling bb guns so i can get shot in the neck with Pyketts M.41 super powerful shit gun. And for making it only 20p per game in the arcades. Dan has a mint shotgun and i got a sweet hand gun with a silencer just so i can be like my dad haha.

BB Guns save lives.
Keep it real kids.

Saurons Bumhole

2008-09-28T04:59:00.000-07:00

So........ we aint blogged for about 45670 hours and thats a even bigger number if you put it in sections .. so on that note i hollar to you a massive blogg.. by a Pykettt!

So there loads of photos here but still not all of them to explain the weekend events..
So when i finished work on friday at MI5.. yeah they need so people who could actualy shoot..
we busted to arnold to recuit our adobted little brother WILLLIAM GOLDINGG
we got bevved up and went down hucknall tram stop for a good olde time session..
there was a mob of inbred youths.. led by the biggest dickhead nathan adams.. Popo came down and moved them on but didnt dare more ISK members on cause we are straigth UP Uzi does it..
Checkers learnt ollie manule.. which was sick for 12 year of skating.. will just straigth shredded.. i got lazer flip one foot nose wheelie front foot impossiable out but josh wouldnt shoot it cause it was as good as his straigth manule.. then his dick in a rover pop up and forced us to go home.. so when we got even.. i busted on the CREDIT CRUCH deal time and hook us boys up with 3 pizza huts for £15.. thats not pizza actualy buildings with the staff at 80% porfit.. then have some good times.. we sacked up and recharged our batterys.. thus then commences the image redistribution.

So we wake up at 700 hours and its fogged man.. big time ghetto fogs days.. but being a buzzing lot of skateboarders.. we commenced into the silent hill stlye waste..

Tesco was the first spot for Cheapo 39p credit crunching bacon.!

Gooood food for the beggining if the day..! william stlying for classic english..

Josh only drinks my mums tea! he was disgusted at this cup.. i opted for a cup of lsd, acid and E's that how a real man should start his session! kids tho druggs are bad.. thats why nathans takes it up the anal passage.!

William Couldn't eat his man fat.. this why i pouring on the pounds.. gotta lick your plate clean at the current cost of food and fuel.. KIDS that note.. if you dont recycle ill kill you!
Next spot twat banks

At the twatacus banks.. badz man cant get in cause there is a fortress of solitude around it! I on the other hand.. use the old enegry charge DBZ style pistol finger to gain enterance..

Heres will proclaiming hats dont suit him! hes never stop smilling by the way..! and yeah they do.. not as much as sombera and smoking bullet in his mouth would! but yeah we got a epic session going down here.. good shit ! no lack to perform at his americananana.. stlye spot.. kerbs are rad but step kurbs manual pads are E TO THE PIC!

Josh gets down to the BIZZ and cranks this front 5-0 to fake.. the satan fog had vacated and thus shun the shine!

This mite look at a poor attemt at a front feeble.. but you fail to relise rollergays have already raped a section of this banks.. so it power slides out of anything past a certain point!EXAMPLE A: Waxium Applyium.
Where one person adds a wax like subtance to a sloped surface.. thus making the spot difficult to skate!

Josh then was like a need to drain my lizzard and bust this spot!!! LETS SHUT THIS DOWN!

Half Cab over zee largest section of the twating banks!

William followed suit.. and Bs fliped the fucker.. I on the other hand opted to not piss my pants and have a wee wee all over the shop We had a brief cool down and contemplated the next spot.. i wanted to go to this mecca of a spot.. but i was overrulled.. cause spots which only exsist in my own head are fun for anyone else.. so it was of to ....HUCKNALL
When you have a fresh head this park can be your best friend..
Everone killed it.. will destroyed owt in his tank path.. i feeble grind on coping which is from a era when sinking it into the ramp didnt exsist.. and Olde Krooky monster came outta hibernation!

Back Smiz.. Park was empty people must of heard the roaring of our manlyness from miles and all evac'd..
I was cranking down litres of enegry drinks which was made me into this machine..
Latter my stomach felt like a ate my own shit!
Frontslidesss Krookeedd Gringss on the Lock, Stock and two smoking penises..

Front side Nosegrinding.. this benchs can sometimes be better than the whole park..

Team Happyhour.. enjoying a session for once William get violent when he want you to perform!
Smashing my face in for not performingg this rad trick!!

The trick being dropping in this bank to wall with no pop envoled.. Oldskooool!

Everyone had to sit down couldnt take in what had just happened... and how rad the trick was!

We eventualy made it to newstead! Fuckloads of people there!
This paris i think.. a hungarian skater.. he was safe and sick.. props for living it up in manz vegas.. i wouldnt be able to!
Note to self.. newstead is a whiteshed of ligth.. reternal protection is needed!Me and my oldest skating friend Rodney... You not actualy reliesed he doing a pogo 720 front foot flip while talking to ones self¬Josh and the Manfield people!.. they are all nice bless them.. but not as nice as licking a tree stump made of cocain!Session time..............URINE TIME
Will having a Weewee... this is how he prepares himself to DESTROY!
Back Smiz to the Wizz.. !

OLLIE A KERB!!
KICKFLIP OF A KERB AND GET THE COVER!

I was happy for him!
I had spent a majority of the day flat spoting on legde slides!
Go me!
DONATE TO MY PAYPAL!
Sorry got to asking with the credit crisis and all!"YO WTF who threw some sedimentary mass which is composed of Calcium Carbonate at me!"Just these Inbredarains!
Jim and Akko and the only who are arnt!
NEW NAME POOSTEAD!
Josh "Dan can you help me some juvilien youths have thrown some calcuim carbonate at me!"
Dan "sorry man i gotta wash my hair and do my nails i cant some out for about 5 hours!"
This is proberly why we are single cause we all this like saurons bum hole!

Newstead makes you wanna hydrate around 15 times a second.! William enjoys it tho!
He spys a Fronty Krook tho!

THIS FRONT K!

Lovely boy!
He knows how to beet the credit crysis!

This is how!
15 pence
For a food suppliment!
Buy up now!
Before the end!I on the other hand can obt for a more stylish and posh beverage!
D&B
He we are fucked by 5.. to much happyness for us morbid lot!
We got to the choppa ASAP!

The Chopper being my house!
Threw the woods on our quest to bomb the last massive 3 mile long hill of the day!
We spotted a real saurons bum hole!
at 5:34 we made it back to mothership!
Took how little brother home and later me dan and josh got bevved up again!
Did some imagine bizzness and ate chinese and pizza!
AT THE SAME TIME!
peace and love

Photos that we couldnt show because of the video, some have been but some not so they wouldnt spoil tricks. Also the premiere blog is below!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-09-14T12:22:00.000-07:00

Pykett's backside flip (he didn't use it but it was sick)

My Ollie over Boys High Rail.

Akko and Jim getting there sick shit at Newstead.

Dan didn't land this but i like the photo and he came soooooo close.

Pykett's Lay back rock.

My front shuv.

My front board (opening trick)

Nay's feeble (opening trick)

Pykett's wallride

My kickflip.

James pure skill, also his ending.

Pykett's sequence in its full entirety.

My tre flip (last trick)

My ollie.

Pykett's 50 50 (part of opening line)

Pykett's board jam 50 50 sequence

Jim's transfer 50 50 (introducing trick)

Sam's back 50 50

Sam's back 5 0

Sam's back board.

Sam's massive back board (last trick)

James's naked line.

The photo i couldnt show because it would of given away what we were doing for the intro.

And finally Sam's trick that gave a fukin hilarious bail in his intro.

Dan will have more photos aswell.
CHECK BELOW FOR MY PREMIERE BLOG!!!!!

IMAGINE PREMIERE and jims and the day after

2008-09-14T09:49:00.000-07:00

FUCK YEAH ITS THE IMAGINE PREMIERE!
Well it has been a long trip for everyone on the team and i speak for everyone when i say its been amazing and were sad its over but this is only the beginning.
Bails, Lands, Money, Fights, Snapped boards, trucks and kingpins, Operations, Love, Hate, Stress and everything else that we have had on this journey to make he first Imagine video.
But hell yeah we've done it and we'd like to thank everyone who has helped us along the way.
Everyone had amazing parts and brought all kinds of different things to the video.
I.S.K.I.S.K.I.S.K.I.S.K

Tommy boy smiles because he had a sweeeeeetttt part.

Shane and Mikey loved there bits in the friends section.

Lewis Bailey is the MAN! His part=Blazin!

Family of the Checkleys and the Pyketts.

Rob Mcflurry and Nathan were stoked to be there.

Nathan again in BnW

ISK Premiere was nothing cus it was Mitch's birthday.

Mansvegas.

Patience is fucking gay.

Preview!!!!!

Sick turn out.

Even Nat Mason turned up.

Sam killed it! Crazy part.

Oh jimmy boy and me. Jim and Akko's joint part was so sick, no two other guys could of done it as well as them.

Haha Bubba did a switch double flip primo at the broadway, now thats the illest shit!

Ryan turned up in the nick of time.

DAAAAALLOOOOOO!

Ollie with his new hat. It was his birthday on thursday.

Kate, Dan and the Back of daves head. Dan's part was so so so so good.

Ben and Mac of NISE showed up with friends.

Nathan pulled a sick first part.

The man himself, Thomas Pykett. His part was amazing and deserves all the gratitude and thanks from all the team for giving his all and lots of money to this video.

Bernard came!!!! Lucky the premiere was before he has to go to uni.

Slight interval while we watch the movie and go crazy.

Video over now to the pub to celebrate.

Akko man, YEEAHHHH i say again him and jim pulled it OFF!

Quite a big interval where we go to another bar then go to newstead and skate then...

GETTTING DRUNK AT JIMS!!!
Zero to Anti Hero as we changed it.

Bubba likes beer.

Jim likes beer.

Bailey likes beer.

James likes beer.

Pykett likes beer and i love the beer but from behind a camera taing photos of other people.

Can you tell the difference?

Jim loves it again.

Whilst we argued about vegiterains and meat eaters James passed out and we got gnarly with him.

Dont worry he's got his hater blockers on so its alllllllright.

Today we all needed a sick skate after watching Doomsday and Circa Its Time so we stayed at newstead all day cus its proper fun to sesh.

Sam can breakdance on coping and do kickups with a board, nw you beat that THS.

Then he got vertical

And tried some darkslides.

See.

But then that happened.

Gnarly!

I thew down my first back lip on a rail that is bigger than a pussy rail. Taken by Jim, i know he wants the credit. Thanks Jim

Sam, having another baord in his boot, resulted to tryin to snap his board doing lip slides but could so he smacked it on the rail.

Mansvegas again.

Pete right man.

I was shooting a sequence for Tim and Bubba sed man i got one for you so he did a kickflip back T 180 out first try!

Then Tim got this sweet front 50 50 up front shuv out. Yeah Tim!

And that is that.

WEll it was amzing so thank you ISK and thank you everyone else :]

A B C You Later!

IMAGINE PREMIERE TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-09-12T14:05:00.000-07:00

YEASHHHHH THATS RIGHT!
2 AMAZING BLOG OF THE PREMIERE TO FOLLOW IT ON HERE TO KEEP CHECKING!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

2008-09-01T09:58:00.000-07:00

DAN GOT A FREE YEARS PASS TO ALTON TOWERS BECAUSE HE GOT THE HIGHEST SCORE ON DUEL.
FUCK YEAH DAN!!! THE ISK KILLS IT WHEREVER IT GOES FOO'

For Georgey Porgey cus hes got medieval and has no msn.

2008-09-01T09:42:00.001-07:00

There you go george.

Fucking GNARRRRRRR new camera

2008-09-01T06:24:00.000-07:00

I cant get above that image dick head so going from here but that is Pykett dead due to mass stress from me asking how the fuck do i get more space on the hard drive.

Tense those sweet cheeks. Man you should see the footage of this bail.

illin for a chillin.

Filming still and up unitll the fukin day of the premiere i bet, but the vid is gonna be sick.

"I look like an ostrich"

Sam Butterworth's Nottingham waste land is coming out soon which wil shit on Tony.

Cerelas pain.

Just for one trick.

Peace and Rice!

"I'm too drunk, I'm too stoned and I want to go home" The fine words of our mate Mnogo Matt

2008-08-23T14:12:00.000-07:00

Right this blog is over a few days but I've been staying at mates and stuff.

Cant-remember-day.

Pykett got some cereals lump on his hip from bailing on the mini and he actualli fell on it again on a mini ramp today(saturday).

FRIDAY

Fuckin hard to get to when Mapperly Top looks like Calrton, and its fucking wet but don't fear Pykett was near with his caveman tactics.

A shot in the shades and the shot was hot.

Purple is for pussies and he probably has a wide-on.

Yeah ok we keep going here but its sick, big sesh and board saves.

For all you faker haters.

Fake board save fake board save!!!
Then Jim invited us to go watch the new big push round his with him, Bailey, Sam and Matt. Dan didn't come but ti was cool. They spent ages tryin to get some weed and finally did but i dont smoke it cus im not a fuckin' DRUUGGGIIIEEEE.

BANANA SLAP!!! (cick the image to see it full size and look at Matt's face)

If you smoke weed this is how your face will turn out.

"I'm not having a baby"

Zero to Hero and ghetto booty.

SATURDAY

Finally we skated with Sam and Bailey which we hadn't done in yonks so it was bound to be a good day. And we found a new seret spot.

Bailey helped me sweet the gap i wanted to skate.

While everyone else was filming over a mud gap me and James had some fun of our own. James did this, yeeahhh reppin' and...

We played Wasteball (Baseball but for non dickheads)

Me ollie.Thanks Dan, there were other tricks by other people but not putting them up cus you got to wait until the video.

Its James pro model.

And there was a shit load of fun going on today.

Thanks to everyone.

Peace and rice again please.

Marleeeeeennnn!

2008-08-17T10:43:00.000-07:00

Saturday and an early sesh was planned but due to the human bodies need for sleep it turned out to be abit later.

I fucked my board so Pykett lent me his old board so now i can wall ride tail block while shooting the shit out of zombies.

"Monobrow fell over bad"

Yeah its Burton upon Gay road systems.

Still reppin'.

Give him a kiss if u see him cus he needs it.

MONO!

MONO CLOSE UP!

The after spending ages trying to get to Morissons and Rollersnakes we went to markeaton park and got some air over some ones bullshit tag. If the rats were coming we'd blatently ollie them with our mega gravity defying powers and shoot them in their cocks.

James got more oxygen than air.

I ollied a deck with abit more pop than needed.

Dan joins the bear fighting crew with Pykett.

Some dickhead skateboarder got his board in the way of Pykett's roller blading.

New Wayfs.

"Me and Marleen went to the Waltz then came home gt settled and watch our programmes"

This wasn't a pose, he was just reversing out of the space.

The grandad in dan is coming out bit by bit.

Song of the day from James' iPod.

Fuck we sang so loud we reached the Taiwan prison Arnie is being held in and broke the chains bounding him and the walls surrounding him and now he is free and owes us his life.

PEACE AND RICE!

Dan Got His Car Working Again!!!

2008-08-15T12:24:00.000-07:00

Me, Dan and Nay stopped round Pykett's last night and worked on some sections for the video.
Dan decided to keep me up till 2 by playing the same bit from his section song over and over again cus he couldn't get it right and then I feel asleep and work up in the morning to find out that he had stayed up till 3:30. Dan has a major sleep disorder now and is going n for check ups regulary.
Well and yeah we went skating today too.

Sleeping Beauty with a sticker on his face because Dan got bored around 2:30.

James?

No its Kohen Dan.

On the way to meet Dan after he left we saw that someone had dumped a new Nike SB Tre AD.

Dan we saw Dan in his car s it was working again hurah and we went to this spot again.

Dan got a bad case of Mongo Matt boxers.

Getting out is just as hard as getting in.

Pykett pissed n it because he was biter that he couldn't skate it.

Dan got caveman and stalked down a rooster for dinner. "Me spear bird cave cook eat"

Song of the day from Pyketts iPod. I never knew Aphex Twin was welsh.

"Would you like and ice crizzle bled?"

"Yeah i would like an ice crizzle fo'shizzle"

Relaxing with warm chocolate milk was horrible, mega cases of bloatedness.

Pykett keps going on about the credit crisis, but shits for real. Tesco make you freeze them yourself.

I learnt a new trick with this nob...

...back smiths.

Good Bye until tomorrow where there will be MEGA BLOG!!!

50th Imagine Post!!!

2008-08-13T12:24:00.001-07:00

Seeing as its the 50th blog post i thought I'd bring back a photo from the first blog i did.
So here is James and Pykett killing it to MIA

We'll we went to stoke today. Thats Me, Pykett, Dan and Nay.
Tim gave us a lift, how kind.

Got there at 8, are you SERIOUS?
Well we set off at 6:30.

Pykett hates this photo cus it makes him look like a noob.

Then he proves you wrong.

Pure adrenaline.

Didnt take many photos today but Dan has a few he might upload.
PEACE!