Monday, 12 January 2009

I Fucking Hate Badmans They All Fancy Their Mums


Right so Saturday was meant t go really smoothly but we didn't really prepare for it. Sam wasnt awake for years so some of the ISK couldn't get out yet but at Tom's house we woke up about 8 and talked about how fucking rad our dreams were (sounds abit gay but they were about killing so its cool) and played skate but Tom and Dan took it tactile and chanllenged the boundaries of how you can play skate.


Its fucking hard doing this but imagine if ou were playing left 4 dead, Bill and his pills would be the main agenda with a pre pubescent girl with big ass claws on your ass.


Then we went down stairs cus we got bored of trying to sort everything out and had beer and croisants minus the beer cus we hadnt been drinking the night before so it wasnt fitting.


Excessive amounts of butter means more bitches.


Plus the holy grail that is banana milk that will be later used as a christning substitute.


The morning ritual of fighting in the Pykett household.


Then i got christened by reverend Pykett and watched over by my god parent Uncle nobhead Turner. Then we fouhgt some more.


I felt his balls crush on my shin.


It was ok cus hes backas new now and shouting shit as usual.



Then Dan spotted the infeted from the last blog and we crashed into them but ended up in a ditch but Tim flew over and fixed it while in the air.


Picking upJimmy and Bass.


Everybody love Jim.


But newstead has a few Pedos on the loose. Windowshopping is really what its down to in the Pedo world.


System of a down + 5, 18-20 year olds who used to listen to them when they were in secondary school = mega headbang and sing-a-long.


Papa can you heaarrr me?


We went to carlton and skated but dan jim and bass got cold so we shot a few photos while they were getting food and shit.


And we met will down there, front feebs fool


Tried out the flash i was borrowing off my old photography teacher im gonna buy.


Copper dont know i got a photo of one of the badmans, SHAT-AP.


Not really its fructis Tom.


Haha do you go to highschool and play football and wear a jockstrap?


Stretchface-infected-killertron pose.


Raise dem eyebrows. Looks like you've been hanging around with Joan Rivers.


Back smith, i really didnt shoot any other skate photos cus we started filming.


"Fucking Hell"

Then the rest of the ISK got there, Tom W, Lewis Bailey, James, Akko and Sam and Dan, Jim and our mascot Bass joined u again. We strted filming an edit... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D_UwyZapJxE...but then some badmans came onto the park and started robbing everyone but luckily the camera got away with Tommy Wilson and i had to run cus i had all my camera shit but Pykett didnt realise everyone had ran and started to run, got far but they chased him and smacked him and kicked him in the ribs and robbed his wallet and will got his ipod robbed and other people on the park their ipods and phones n shit.
Akko made the best noise ever when he got hit haha.
Polics did turn up but like 15 mins after.

Mans got a knife innit bled.....TWAT.

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