Did you get an A in geography?

and did you get up fucking early to film nays intro on the rangers for 6 o fucking clock and then go to stoke for a seshy??? the answer is no. no you didnt. but we did and here is what happened!

we went to bed like this!

and then unfortunatly thanks to three phone alarms woke up and all we could see was this

we did however eventually make it out to film nays intro but everything was fucking cold and dull as two ice cube sniffin eskimos.

we did however start to have fun and do karate kid stances on the wicker man statue.

Theres always time for arty farty sunrise shots too. I swear the ISK sunrise count is by now well over 100.

Nay was summoned by jesus to look into the light but as usual he wasn't paying attention and so missed the holy reckoning.

So this time, the father, the son and the holy spirit (Arnie, Will Smith and Steven Segal) shone down their macho magic and blasted Nay with atomic sunshine.

I was however, not affected.

Anyway as it started to warm up the holy ones shone their light onto pyketts cranberry kick (which is quite co-incedental as this is one of Mr Segals special submission moves used in every film he has been in! FACT)

"Steven?! Steven are you there?!"......

new idea for an epic film..."the camera man"

"behind the scenes for "the camera man"

Anyway after we fucked about filming nays intro we headed to stoke and got there stupidly early (see Chex blog for exact timings!")

Mr pykett decided to give up on his work for the film "the cameraman" and began work on his art nuveau piece; "The Vert Wall Massacre"...

progress was good

chex was loving it

...and with height like that on the shots he couldnt wait for the V.W.M premiere!

...more vert wall massacre

Now that pykett had finished his new film him and chex had an arguemtn about who got a's in geography. Pykett won as he actually did get an A and despite his knowledge of geographical terms for bits of leaves and trees blocking general water and precipitation flow on certain types of non-specific terrain, Chex didnt.

Anyway, moving on, this wasp invaded our drink and got pissed. i snapped a close-up of him despite my irrational fear of them today.

After the wasp fiasco pykett fancied himself as the new batman and decided to hang upside down. Either that or he's practicing his pikes for the next olympic games.

We filmed Chex doing a rail and it looked cool. Pykett hid in the bushes to do secret filming.

*photo of the DAAAAAAYYY*

as awarded by me. and yes i am totally biased.

After a quick Netto stop and MacD therapy we made it home and i did a wee wee

and also walked round in the sexy socks and boxers combination. Yes thats right, whilst taking this picture i was near enough naked from the waist down. Yum yum.

We started some editing. hush hush. sneek peek at the new vid!!!

Chex couldnt handle the sickness of the editing and just had to pull this face.

after i got him to settle down he sat quietly like a good boy and watched me work whilst Thomas slept cause he was a tired little boy (even though he'd had as much sleep as everyone else!)

After that Thomas and Joshua went away to Joshes house to celebrate gay rights and draw unicorns on ricepaper with non-toxic felt tip crayons (of doom) leaving me at the Pykett residence. And here i am still there now just about to leave after i finish this blog!

peace out lovers!

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